(Transcript below)
Transcript:
A cab driver sees a nun waving for a ride at the side of the street. He stops to pick her up. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a something on my mind, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. what’s on your mind, my child?”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds without surprise or shock, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!
“OK” the nun says. “Pull over.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a seriously, wet kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts feeling guilty.
“Forgive me,” said the Cabbie, “but I’ve sinned. I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
Happy Halloween!
Bye (ILY wave)
hmm maybe a boyfriend for him?? Whoa! It s a hottie date for the next ride. Hey , Good joke! Hope it might happen to me?? haha! Just Kidding.. Nice to see you again..
CAL !
Left by Rick M. ( Cal) on October 7th, 2008
OMFG!!!!! THAT’S SO DAMN FUNNY! GOOD ONE! I LOVE IT!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
Misha
Left by Misha on October 7th, 2008
LMFAO!! That was funny…
-SG
Left by Seek Geo on October 7th, 2008
It’s funny. I’ve heard that before but I don’t remember where I got it from.
Left by Lisa C. on October 8th, 2008
I had just made a post on my blog and was doing some searching around on google. I ran across your site.
This is so funny. I needed this laugh.
Thank you for sharing.
Left by Tammy Warren on October 10th, 2008
Can you hear/feel me laughing????????? And you thought California was having another earthquake!!
That’s a wonderful joke.
Left by Margie on November 11th, 2008
[...] Thanks to Jon. I forgot to add the transcript of that video, excerpted from LaDonna’s vlog link: A cab driver sees a nun waving for a ride at the side of the street. He stops to pick her up. She [...]
Left by Halloween Humor: The Cabbie and the Nun on November 12th, 2008