For all my hormonal friends, men who may need warning, or those who just need a good laugh!!

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE knows that there are days in every month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands! Below is a hand guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have a margarita.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in pink and purple!
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have a margarita.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
SAFEST: Here’s the checkbook.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have a margarita.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have a margarita.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in the robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have another margarita.

(This post was sent to me in an e-mail from a friend. I do not know who the author is, but if someone knows, I would be glad to give them credit. Enjoy!)

Images by Hasslefree Clip Art

Posted by LaRonda on Saturday, March 29th, 2008 at 10:16 am.